Jokes!:
1. A boy is opening his christmas presents and has 1 left. It's long and shallow, and from his grandad. The boy opens it.
...It's empty. Grandad says, "Do you like it? It's an air guitar!"
2. Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "How the heck do you drive this thing?"
3. A man walks into a bar. He says,
Ouch.
4. A cowboy walks into a german car dealership. He says "howdy" (Audi)
5. What do you get if you cross a whale with sea sickness? You get as far away as possible.
